I guess I'm not a bionic figure after all.

My heart hurts. I don't think it's because of something caused by emotion (which is how people usually get their heartaches) but my excessive intake of cholesterol-filled KFC chicken.

This must be what heartburn feels like.

My heart feels like it's being squeezed and placed somewhere nearer my vertebrae than the ribs where it belongs to. It feels like I'm being submerged into a 10 foot deep pool where my lungs are slowly giving way for water to inhabit the oxygen filled cavity. It feels like it's beating extra louder so I would realize the immediacy of the situation and the need for prompt recovery.

If this is how being in love feels like (although I'm not in love, I'm having heartburn, but you know that already)..

Then I'd rather become bionic permanently.